Hey, out there. I'm still in the process of realigning this site and generating more fascinating crap for you guys to read
and subsequently thank yourselves for waking up. For those of you who missed it, The Improv show was a blast, despite my set
being heavily mediocre (as far as I was concerned). But congrats to J McB, Bryson, Eick, and of course, Marcus as well as
all the others who were fortunate to be a part of it. For those of you who were there, thanks so much for coming out, laughing,
and reminding me why I do this.
You see, we all have sucky days. Comics, as has been discussed widely in the message
boards and blogs, all have sucky sets. Athletes have sucky games and matches. It's a part of life. Those of us who try to
do anything remotely considerable as "art" without sucking constantly for long periods of time are fortunate to not have to
suffer that fate. But, there are many who do, and to explain how, I will dub that intangible quality that contitutes a thin
line between good/greatness and cultural expendability as "the suck."
Here are three example of the "suck" equation in action.
Josh Todd of Buck Cherry - 'The Suck' = Mark Lind of Ducky Boys
Upon discovering Boston street/oi!/subjective punk rockers The Ducky Boys last spring, it occurred to me how similar singer/bassist
Mark Lind sounds to Buck Cherry's singer Josh Todd. In fact, there's really nothing that Lind has that Todd doesn't...unless
you consider a decent band...and talent...and songs about logical things...and some form of sobriety. Actually, the only thing
that Todd has that Lind doesn't is a hit. Remember that song about doing coke on airplanes? Don't ask me why I hate the music
industry.
Norm MacDonald Doing Anything Other Than "Weekend Update" - 'The Suck' = Norm MacDonald on "Weekend Update"
This guy makes me cringe, but he was pretty damn funny on Weekend Update during the mid/late 90's SNL boom. Good thing he's
an asshole. Granted, Dirty Work is supposed to be okay, and I have a friend who claims he lost his virginity while
watching it. So, three cheers for trying to branch out.
Kevin Costner in General - 'The Suck' = Kevin Costner 1987-1991
Dances with Wolves! Field of Fucking Dreams! I wasn't too crazy about his rendition of Robin Hood, but he had some
steam going into it. Oh well, I think three examples is enough for now. That, and I'm tired.
Listen to that new podcast I put up. It's got Norm Wilkerson and Sampson acting like their respective selves and makes for
genuinely compelling radio. Sorry this took forever to post. Like I said... act. Getting back together. Talk to you all soon.
Sorry, I've been putting off actually posting anything of substance for a couple of weeks, but there have been reasons. To
observe the fruition of the biggest reason, just come to the DC Improv tonight to see me, Jon McBride, Bryson Turner, Marcus Brown, Travis Spencer, Jon Eick, Andre Gatling, and Matt Sapsford turn
out some high-quality hilarity with host Erik Myers. This is going to be awesome.
Since I don't have anything new and amazing to throw in here (there are a few items coming soon, don't worry), I'm just going
to revert to Schlegel again, because this nearly made me piss my pants. Enjoy.
I'll be helping out my friend
Matt Hemerlein's family band's variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to
miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC
Saturday, September 13th (Stay tuned) LAUGHING
LIZARD COMEDY SHOWCASE 10pm, 21+ 1324 King St, Alexandria Date my change. Keep you posted.
Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/
Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion.
Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA
Check
out TDC on... Thanks Josh! Sign the Guestbook! (It's been there for some time, but seriously, sign it).
Watch the video for Wes Mann's "If Only You Knew" right here! THROUGH THE WASH What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive?
Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man"
Deeley.
MUZAK!?
The Slackers are playing the State Theatre
in Falls Church on Sunday, Sept. 7th...
Oppenheimer are coming back from Belfast to play
DC9 on Tuesday, 9/16...
The Ergs! are hitting the Talking Head
in BMore on Wednesday, 9/17...
So Many Dynamos are playing the Rock
and Roll Hotel in NE DC on 9/18...
Pleeseeasaur is doing whatever it is they do
at the Velvet Lounge on Monday, 9/29...
Pinback are back at the Black
Cat on October 1st...
Against Me! are Ted Leo are probably going
to oversell the Black Cat on October 8th...
Ra Ra Riot are hitting the Black
Cat Backstage on Sunday, 10/12...
Chuck Ragan, Tim Barry, and other southern punk
staples are doing a big acoustic show at the Black Cat on Tuesday 10/14...
IF YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend
these weekly/biweekly shows.
MONDAY 11TH ST. LOUNGE First and third mondays
of every month. It's intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can
whip the place into a frenzy. Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr,
right across from the Clarendon Grill.
SPY LOUNGE Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da
man" Richardson run this open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on
18th St. Starts around 8pm.
CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia
Rd. right north of that intersection in Adams-Morgan.
TUESDAY Nema is gone, but
info about Takoma Station and the Library (both in Northeast) coming soon.
Wiseacre's happens on this night,
out in Tyson's.
WEDNESDAY Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in
Tyson's.
DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.
THURSDAY College
Perk First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the
area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078 Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD
The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever
"I'm
gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in
his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If I ever won a source award, I would go
onstage and speak ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates"
Godwin
"I'm gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not
using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If
I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates" Godwin
[Firth. It's pronounced Firth. Like the actor. Like our planet if it started with F.]
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