Hey, I'm in the teeth of working on the video for Georgetown's Cabaret Band's show at the State Theater on Thursday, so I
can't write a whole lot now. The show was/is unbelievable this year, as expected. I can't put into words the talent in this
collective of GTown students and the enthusiasm and fun they put into the show. The good news is that they're doing
the show again THIS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22ND at the Rock n' Roll Hotel at 1365 H St. NE in DC. Tickets are $10
and it goes to benefit DC public schools, so come out and have one of the greatest times you'll ever have at a show, period.
To any of my friends from whom I may have fallen a bit off the radar recently, I'm sorry. To make it up a little bit, here
is a video that pretty much summarizes everything I've been up to recently. Enjoy.
Damnit, Jimmy Meritt, Stop Being Right About Everything
In my unintentional quest to discredit myself from my own damn website, I'm posting another friend's web posting here.
But, this is a special occasion. Jimmy Meritt has long been one of the most respected comics on the DC scene, and it's been
a blast performing with him and learning the ropes from him. Last week, Jimmy posted this blog in response to a column that
appeared on BigHeadDC, and it was so spot-on I decided to repost it here. Apparently, today, BigHead's going to put up a refutation
of Jimmy's blog. So, now it's on. Fun, fun. - TWS
[transmission from... Jimmy Meritt]
Hey hey-
The D.C. Blogger site "Big Head DC" has started a new weekly column on stand-up comedy in the D.C. scene. Normally, this would
be something I would be excited about- obviously, anything good for live local stand-up comedy is good for me.
However, I keep noticing a bias in stand-up comedy articles/advertisements in general, and that'll be the subject of my venting
today. (I've been in quite the mood this week!) Check out the link to their article RIGHT HERE. I'll still be here when you get back.
All done? Good. Overall, I like the article- the comedians they chose to write about are all fantastic, and definatly deserve
write-up. I like that there's a forumn for plugging local talent, and getting people intrested. There's nothing I'd like more
then to see comedians be able to attract a fanbase, like local bands are able too, and this article is a good start.
Here's the quotes that stick in my craw:
"Yeah, I know: some comedians on the local scene are just plain awful–so awful that within seconds of hearing their first
joke you wanna gut them and wear their entrails around your neck like a scarf."
Is this a true statement? Well, of course it is. Lets face it, there are some pretty rough comedians out there, but they are
open mics, and it's a place to learn. If we didn't pay to see them, it's not our place to call them terrible- who knows how
many times they've been onstage?
But disregarding that part (I know I've talked more then my share of trash) is it really necesary for that to be the second
sentance in the article? I'm sure there were people reading that article that have no idea there's an active local comedy
scene (on further inspection, the comments below prove me right on that point). So, the first impression this article wants
to give to an open minded reader is that lots and lots of local comedians are terrible.
I really love all of the comedians mentioned in the article, and I agree that they're amazing. However, the fact that these
comics are terrific does not mean that, by default, every other comedian is terrible. Yes, the cream is rising to the top,
but the rest of the coffee is pretty good too.
There's another comment towards the end of the article reaming most local comedy as well. There's a ton of things that makes
that frustrating to me.
Almost every time I've been on a road show, I've made it a point to show up at an open mic in the area. I can say unequivically
that Washington D.C. is probably the best town to come and watch an open mic. There are a huge variety of styles, subject
matters, and character acts being explored. The ratio of innovative comics to hacks is unbelivable. Many of the comedians
listed in the article were involved in the Poonanza last night- at the same time, a comedy showcase was happening at Laughing
Lizard. Two hours of comedy were filled quite easily, and the crowd was certainly laughing throughout. At the same time, two
comedy shows were going on, and there's enough of a talent pool to make them both amazing.
What makes it especially dissapointing is, I feel like every time I read an article about stand-up comedy, there's a jab like
that hidden in there someplace. If someone is going to be talked up, the reviewer almost has to apologize for liking a comedian,
since the readers are supposed to assume he's bad. (I remember reading recently a review of Demetri Martins stand-up special.
The begining of it talked about how "In the comedy club scene, where almost every comedian is talking about how black and
white people dance, and the diffrences between men and women, one comic dares to stand out! Demitri Martin is great, but it's
certainly not true that everyone else is terrible)
I would really, really like it if stand-up comedy reviewers didn't feel the need to apologize and justify liking stand-up
comedy. It's a valid art form. The article about Rory would have been just as strong without the comments belittling other
comedians. In fact, if the intent of the article is to get people excited about stand-up comedy, it would have been a hundred
times more effective without it.
Assuming I know nothing about local stand-up, if I read an article saying "Hey, Rory is really great, especially compared
to how terrible a lot of other people are", I'd be on the fence about checking out a show blindly. However, if the article
said "Hey, Rory is rising to the top of a fiercly competitive, intresting comedy scene" it not only makes Rory look better
for excelling, it would get me more excited about going into an open mic, and seeing what else is out there.
I hope whoever is writing that article (E.L. Wisty is a pen name I'm sure, since that's also the name of a character that
comedian Peter Cook used to play in sketches) is in the future willing to be excited about stand-up comedy, rather then begrudgingly
accepting that some people are good at it.
I'll be helping out my friend
Matt Hemerlein's family band's variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to
miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC
Saturday, September 13th (Stay tuned) LAUGHING
LIZARD COMEDY SHOWCASE 10pm, 21+ 1324 King St, Alexandria Date my change. Keep you posted.
Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/
Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion.
Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA
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out TDC on... Thanks Josh! Sign the Guestbook! (It's been there for some time, but seriously, sign it).
Watch the video for Wes Mann's "If Only You Knew" right here! THROUGH THE WASH What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive?
Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man"
Deeley.
MUZAK!?
The Slackers are playing the State Theatre
in Falls Church on Sunday, Sept. 7th...
Oppenheimer are coming back from Belfast to play
DC9 on Tuesday, 9/16...
The Ergs! are hitting the Talking Head
in BMore on Wednesday, 9/17...
So Many Dynamos are playing the Rock
and Roll Hotel in NE DC on 9/18...
Pleeseeasaur is doing whatever it is they do
at the Velvet Lounge on Monday, 9/29...
Pinback are back at the Black
Cat on October 1st...
Against Me! are Ted Leo are probably going
to oversell the Black Cat on October 8th...
Ra Ra Riot are hitting the Black
Cat Backstage on Sunday, 10/12...
Chuck Ragan, Tim Barry, and other southern punk
staples are doing a big acoustic show at the Black Cat on Tuesday 10/14...
IF YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend
these weekly/biweekly shows.
MONDAY 11TH ST. LOUNGE First and third mondays
of every month. It's intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can
whip the place into a frenzy. Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr,
right across from the Clarendon Grill.
SPY LOUNGE Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da
man" Richardson run this open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on
18th St. Starts around 8pm.
CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia
Rd. right north of that intersection in Adams-Morgan.
TUESDAY Nema is gone, but
info about Takoma Station and the Library (both in Northeast) coming soon.
Wiseacre's happens on this night,
out in Tyson's.
WEDNESDAY Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in
Tyson's.
DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.
THURSDAY College
Perk First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the
area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078 Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD
The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever
"I'm
gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in
his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If I ever won a source award, I would go
onstage and speak ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates"
Godwin
"I'm gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not
using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If
I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates" Godwin
[Firth. It's pronounced Firth. Like the actor. Like our planet if it started with F.]
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