I had plenty of stuff to write about this week, but its all secondary to the matter at hand. The Simpsons Movie is
out now, and I'll be watching it in twelve hours. I'd be lying if I said I'd been waiting for this for years, but it has been
something I've been looking forward to for a good fews months. The reason I'm the happiest about this movie and the juggernaut-ish
hype is how its reelectrified what is arguably the greatest franchise in TV history.
I've dabbled in describing my love for the Simpsons (specifically seasons 3-9) on this site before, but since I haven't seen
the movie yet, I'm not going to pass judgement. What I do want to share is a true story that happened to me at work today.
I received an email from my old friend Chris that supplied me with the link to this messageboard. I read it through, and had more than a dozen laughs audible from the opposite side of my office. I forwarded it to my coworker
who shares my fandom of the show (she had already seen the film but was reveling in it), and we both shared a good laugh at
the likes of "Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan!..." you get the idea.
I returned Chris' email, both excited about the film and excited to hear from him. I hadn't seen him for a while other than
one time I ran into him at an open mic night whereupon he watched me bomb (it happens). He and I were close friends in high
school, but since we both ended up in DC we'd only hung out a handful of times. This had nothing to do with losing interest
in each others' pursuits or anything personal; we'd just found our own circles and went from there.
One of the things he alluded to in our email exchange was how excited he was. It felt like the old days of the show were back.
I quickly mentioned that it brought me back to the show's golden age from when we were in 9th grade, joking around in Mr.
Harris' english class. I wrote "To the beemobile!" He returned "...you mean your Chevy?" At one point in late 1997, we even
adapted the lyrics to "Dr. Zaius," from Troy McClure's play 'Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to Get off!' to fit our
experience in that class. The alternately scary and delightful aspect of this moment was that we picked up exactly where we'd
left off in that joke about a decade ago. We'd alluded to that Simpsons-bred inside joke throughout college, but it had never
felt as oddly appropos as it did when we were throwing it around in light of The Movie. Like it or not, there is something
palpable in the air this weekend that all of the endless cross-promotion (even the Bladensburg, MD Kwik-E-Mart) couldn't quite
nail down. The Simpsons are much more significant than anything some ad exec could relay through their bloated mind.
In case you aren't a Simpsons fan and didn't get the reference in the subject line here, that's okay. We can't all be born
with SOULS!!!! That is all. Love, me.
Sorry I slipped again with the posting "schedule" I inflicted upon myself, but for today I just thought I'd share with you
one of the most intriguing things I'd seen on the web in some time. And no, its not the Filipino prisoners Busby Berkeleying
out to MJ (as fascinating as that is). This is a short subject made about the extinct 3rd Avenue El elevated train in the
1950's in New York. It's a pretty inspiring look at a New York that my grandparents may remember but has been lost to the
baby boomer generation. Enjoy.
I'll be helping out my friend
Matt Hemerlein's family band's variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to
miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC
Saturday, September 13th (Stay tuned) LAUGHING
LIZARD COMEDY SHOWCASE 10pm, 21+ 1324 King St, Alexandria Date my change. Keep you posted.
Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/
Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion.
Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA
Check
out TDC on... Thanks Josh! Sign the Guestbook! (It's been there for some time, but seriously, sign it).
Watch the video for Wes Mann's "If Only You Knew" right here! THROUGH THE WASH What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive?
Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man"
Deeley.
MUZAK!?
The Slackers are playing the State Theatre
in Falls Church on Sunday, Sept. 7th...
Oppenheimer are coming back from Belfast to play
DC9 on Tuesday, 9/16...
The Ergs! are hitting the Talking Head
in BMore on Wednesday, 9/17...
So Many Dynamos are playing the Rock
and Roll Hotel in NE DC on 9/18...
Pleeseeasaur is doing whatever it is they do
at the Velvet Lounge on Monday, 9/29...
Pinback are back at the Black
Cat on October 1st...
Against Me! are Ted Leo are probably going
to oversell the Black Cat on October 8th...
Ra Ra Riot are hitting the Black
Cat Backstage on Sunday, 10/12...
Chuck Ragan, Tim Barry, and other southern punk
staples are doing a big acoustic show at the Black Cat on Tuesday 10/14...
IF YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend
these weekly/biweekly shows.
MONDAY 11TH ST. LOUNGE First and third mondays
of every month. It's intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can
whip the place into a frenzy. Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr,
right across from the Clarendon Grill.
SPY LOUNGE Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da
man" Richardson run this open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on
18th St. Starts around 8pm.
CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia
Rd. right north of that intersection in Adams-Morgan.
TUESDAY Nema is gone, but
info about Takoma Station and the Library (both in Northeast) coming soon.
Wiseacre's happens on this night,
out in Tyson's.
WEDNESDAY Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in
Tyson's.
DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.
THURSDAY College
Perk First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the
area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078 Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD
The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever
"I'm
gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in
his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If I ever won a source award, I would go
onstage and speak ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates"
Godwin
"I'm gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not
using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If
I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates" Godwin
[Firth. It's pronounced Firth. Like the actor. Like our planet if it started with F.]
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