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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

C-A-P-S Caps Caps Caps! / Comedy Factory May 15-17th!
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Please be advised that I don't want to endorse Elliot in the Morning, but this video is great for a multitude of reasons. First, Mike Green shows up, acting out of place as always, and gets his mohawk preened on the show to the sounds of Pavement. Hopefully you got a full dose of my love for Pavement in that last entry. I don't have adequate time to fire out a diatribe about my love for the Caps right now, but this video, and the fact that I nerded out for hours watching Caps TV videos on their website the other night, stand up for it.

http://capitals.nhl.tv/team/launch.htm?type=fvod&id=16096&catid=208

I won't lie and say I've been terribly impressed with their playoff performance against the Flyers, as fucking amazing as Game 1 was. DC was electrified in a way that no team has done for it in years over this. Donald Brashear scored the first goal, Mike Green netted two, and of course Ovechkin walked in gangsta-style, snagged the puck and unleashed the game winner in the last period. Even Game 2, in which Philly shut them out, got front page coverage on Express the next day, which is a phyrric victory if you're a hockey fan.

I'm still pulling big time for the Caps as they try to even the series up 2-2 tomorrow night in Philly. Apparently, so is bassist Syd Butler of Les Savy Fav, who are now endorsing the Caps in a way, too, which makes it even more awesome.

I don't know who is behind the PR for the Caps this year, but they're doing a hell of a job. This is a young, big, and exciting team with surprising talent that all seem like dudes you'd want to hang out with, and if you go onto Caps TV and see some of the other videos, they're funny as shit, too. Who knows- the Flyers could be the same way for Philly, but I couldn't care less. At least this isn't the Flyers of Eric Lindros and John LeClair- I hated that team with a passion. 2008 is different. The bottom line is that hockey is back. Don't say I didn't write that over two years ago about the Caps. I love being right. Arguably.

COMEDY NEWS
I'll start publicizing this a big better very soon, but I'll be performing at the Baltimore Comedy Factory on May 15-17 with two of the funniest and downright cool people in DC comedy history, Tony Woods and Mike Aronin.

Tony Woods is the guy who legend has it was one of Chappelle's biggest inspirations back in the day. My biggest endorsement of Tony is this: every single time he gets onstage, should be recorded and archived. You always know you're about to see one of the most hilarious things in your life, you have no idea how he'll get there, but he always does.

Mike Aronin has been doing standup and motivational speaking for years now. He has cerebral palsy and he's still the sharpest dude in the room. The first time I saw him was him performing to a sparsely populated Warehouse Next Door during DC Comedyfest '06. He destroyed. I don't know anyone else who could stir a crowd of 9 in a room for 80 into a frenzy, but he did it. Funny as hell.

And I'm MCing. If you're reading this site, you probably know my credentials. If you haven't seen me, then here's your chance to change that! Showtimes run as follows:

THURSDAY, MAY 15, 8PM
FRIDAY, MAY 16, 7:30PM, 9:30PM, 11:30PM
SATURDAY, MAY 17, 7PM, 9PM, 11PM
Questions/Reservations - Call the Factory at 410-547-7798

Tickets are $17, which is a complete steal for this show. The Bmore Comedy Factory is at 36 Light St, right at the corner of Light and Lombard near the Inner Harbor. I look forward to seeing you guys out there! The only thing that could make it better is if the Caps are still playing for it that weekend...
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Thursday, August 28th
COMEDY SICKNESS LIVE! at the Olde Arlington Grille
Hosted by Will Hessler!
2903 Columbia Pike (Arlington Cinema n' Drafthouse)
7pm, $5, I think.

THE BIG TAKEOVER SEASON FINALE
With Tyler, Jake, Herbie, Anupama, and a crapload of surprises.
Tuesday, June 2 at 10PM
LIVE ON WGTB

Wednesday, September 3
THE FAMILY HEMERLEIN @ 
THE PALACE OF WONDERS
**DJ SET**
9 pm
I'll be helping out my friend Matt Hemerlein's family band's variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC  

Saturday, September 13th (Stay tuned)
LAUGHING LIZARD
COMEDY SHOWCASE
10pm, 21+
1324 King St, Alexandria
Date my change. Keep you posted.

Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/ Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion. Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA 

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THROUGH THE WASH
What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive? Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man" Deeley.

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The Slackers
are playing the State Theatre in Falls Church on Sunday, Sept. 7th...

Oppenheimer
are coming back from Belfast to play DC9 on Tuesday, 9/16...

The Ergs! are hitting the Talking Head in BMore on Wednesday, 9/17...

So Many Dynamos
are playing the Rock and Roll Hotel in NE DC on 9/18...

Pleeseeasaur is doing whatever it is they do at the Velvet Lounge on Monday, 9/29...

Pinback
are back at the Black Cat on October 1st...

Against Me!
are Ted Leo are probably going to oversell the Black Cat on October 8th...
Ra Ra Riot are hitting the Black Cat Backstage on Sunday, 10/12...

Chuck Ragan, Tim Barry
, and other southern punk staples are doing a big acoustic show at the Black Cat on Tuesday 10/14...

 

IF YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend these weekly/biweekly shows.


MONDAY
11TH ST. LOUNGE
First and third mondays of every month. It's intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can whip the place into a frenzy. Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr, right across from the Clarendon Grill.

SPY LOUNGE
Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da man" Richardson run this open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on 18th St. Starts around 8pm.

CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM
Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia Rd. right north of that intersection in Adams-Morgan.

TUESDAY
Nema is gone, but info about Takoma Station and the Library (both in Northeast) coming soon.

Wiseacre's happens on this night, out in Tyson's.


WEDNESDAY
Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in Tyson's.

DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.

THURSDAY
College Perk
First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078 Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD


BLOG HIGHLIGHT INDEX

LOST VINYL CLASSICS
- The Korean Orphan Choir...on tour!
- Richard Simmons' illustrious recording career
- The Magic of Chet Parker and that Hammer Dulcimer
- The Magic of Jesse Johnson

SHORT FILM SHOWCASE
- Georgetown Cabaret 2007 Teaser
- Greg Pahanish: Professional Comedian [TEASER]
- Don't Fuck with Joe Deeley
- Into the Leaves!
- Tag: The Movie

INTERVIEWS
- Bobby Vandell
- Ted Leo
- On the Dead Milkmen (w/ Thoughts from Joe Jack Talcum)

MUSIC, ETC.
- Pixies, bitch!
- Ska is still Awesome
- The Official Summer 06 Mix
- Minutemen: One of the All-Time Greatest American Bands, now on DVD!
- On Erasure and other Gay Delights (but mostly Erasure)
- Living Too Late: A 2-Part Rumination
- The Best Things Never Said Onstage
- Sondre Lerche and The Spinto Band
- Top 60 Punk Bands
- The Guided By Voices drinking game!
- God is pissed at Stapp!
- Two Theories on Poison (the band)

CULTURE/COMEDY
- On "the Suck"
- Laughing Lizard Showcase's One Year Anniversary!
- On Viacom's battle with YouTube - The Ted Healy Suck Awards
- George Thorogood = Zima Drinker?
- Mitch Hedberg Tribute: One Year Later
- Norwegian death metal aka the stupidest thing ever written
- The Unseen Danger of Video Games

MOVIES
-TWS on the American Hardcore Documentary
-Spinal Tap and its importance to our generation
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
- The TDC take on "A Christmas Story"
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SPORTS
- On San Fermin and Bullfighting
- Love from CT and the Hartford Whalers
- The Washington Capitals are Awesome
SPECIAL GUEST COLUMNS

Alex Kain
- To Those Who Blame Video Games for Anything
- Alex's Gift for Uwe Boll!
- On "Cube!"

Tyler Richardson
- If I could, i would...
- What makes Tyler Richardson happy?
- Those Risks in Everyday Life

Jermaine Fowler
- Jermaine on his Idol/Nemesis Tony DeNikos
- Tony fakes his own death!
- Denikos: the Final Chapter

Adam Crowley
- Sighting in Oklahoma

RIDICULOUSLY GOOD SONG OF THE WEEK

Weston - "Feeling Stupid Feelings"

The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever

"I'm gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving."
"If I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak ebonics."
"If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport."

 - Forest "Socrates" Godwin
"I'm gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving."
"If I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak ebonics."
"If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport."

 - Forest "Socrates" Godwin

  

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